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About me - Sean Maitner

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Fishing
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It was late April and high time we fished the "Gorge". A lesser man than my Uncle Dave would have never suggested it, but Uncle Dave was the type to suggest now, pay later. We arrived at the "Gorge" in Dave's Jeep and it was then that I tried a last ditch effort at circumventing the testosterone that had driven us all here in... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Musicians
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My friend Brain Gerrity is a musician. I know this not because of his ability to read or play music, but because of he has no money. Nothing marks a musician quite like poverty. There is an inverse relationship between the quality of music vs.- the income of the musician. The poorer the musician the better the music. Brain is... More..

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