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About me - Adam Johnson

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Cosmetic surgery
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COSMETIC SURGERYA bit off here, some more up there,What nature gave me isn't fair.I want to feel, I want to be,A more self confident version of me.Lipo-suck my tummy - please,Make me thinner surgically.And take a bit from round my knees,A slimmer, trimmer version of me.Enhance my breasts, improve my chest,Make me feel and loo... More..

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Work
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I often am baffled by the fact that you work for the healthiest 45 years of your adult life, so that you can retire. All so you can 'enjoy' the twilight years as your health declines and you work in the garden, work on a home project, work on your car, work on staying alive as long as possible.What is work? I believe I work h... More..

Food & Drink > Drinks (Other) Product reviews: Aquamira water bottle with filter
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Aquamira state somewhat inspirationally that 'a goal of technology is to preserve life'. This mission statement may apply moreso to their emergency tools and military products than in cycling water bottle(s), but their philosophy is rooted in the fact that they believe people should be able to safely drink water anywhere. And... More..

Sports & Recreation > Biking Biking gear reviews: Topeak mini 6 tool
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Before you left home you did all your pre-ride biking checks - tyre pressure, chain & cable tension, brake adjustments and off you went; only for an unidentified rattle to manifest itself just a mile or so into your journey! Riding with a rattle is the biking equivalent of Chinese water torture, spoiling your enjoyment and in... More..

Food & Drink > Fast Food Do you prefer fast food or home cooking?
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In my wedding speech earlier this year I said the line "...I am so lucky to have such a kind, generous, loving, beautiful wife who, most of all, is an EXCELLENT cook!" It got a laugh which was the main aim, and when I first saw this question I thought 'no-brainer' and sat down to type away.But the question raises questions in... More..

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