: About Me

I am
...the most stunning night auditor the world has never seen.
...a hopelessly in love girl embarassed by need.
...a clutz who trips over ducks and pencils.
...a chicken who won't touch crumbs and can't drive.
...discontent.

My passion is ...

my Romeo

I know too much about ...

everything

My parents always told me ...

... wait, I was actually supposed to be listening?

My childhood ambition ...

To grow up so I could finally relax and be a kid

My favorite memory ...

Watching the sun rise over the Smoky Mountains on my honeymoon

Why I write ...

It's the only way I can shut my brain up for a minute

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Christopher Moore's Lamb, the best book EVER

My first job ...

Taco Bell superstar

My best moment ...

when Jerry said his vows

My inspiration ...

my wrists

Creative Writing > Novel Excerpts Novel excerpts: Truth

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Taken from manuscript SLAVERY TO A PATTERN (or Derrida and the Deux Ex Machina) So I'm taking a Facebook quiz to find out which Quentin Tarantino character I am, needing to have an end goal in this screaming void that is currently my future. After describing my physical appearance (embattled and tired, but still attractive, my ideal outfit (jeans and a cool jacket), and identifying who I wish to be able to call upon when times get tough (Marcellus Wallace), I move on to number four. My computer demands to know asks me to identify what I feel to be the most important trait to have, presumab...

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