: About Me

Born November 9, 1962

Native of western Pennsylvania (Mercer), but currently residing in lower-slower Delaware.

I write articles which include humor, theological perspectives, politics, modern living, etc. I also do a yet to be published comic strip named "Cod's Wallop".

Interests: (In no particular order) music, photography, sports (playing and watching), movies, debate, etc...

The picture I posted is of me and the staff of the high school radio station (WMVT) I co-managed with the dude to my left (I'm the one in the middle). How pathetic is it that I had to go back to when I was 18 to find a decent photo of myself?

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Shakespeare

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Shakespeare's Brother Plays a Prank - Scene: In a dimly fire lit Medieval kitchen it is the morrow after a cruel jest has been executed on the youngest lad in the house of Shakespeare and William is recounting his tale to his mother Dearest mother of mine, whose womb whence I sprang gratefully forth 8 years past, I must to thee retell an offense so odious in nature that I dare say thou mayest to spew thine breakfast victuals in a foul fashion upon the stone of the floor. To the chase I must and be thou advised that in informing thee of the particulars of the deed done this night past, I ma...

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