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Relationships & Family > Dating Dilemmas & Advice How to gracefully end a bad blind date: 27 of 39

Back in the days when I was still single and before I met the woman of my dreams, I was signed up with a lot of dating agencies and went out on a lot of dates that didn't work out. After a particularly disastrous date in which I had my face pushed forcibly (she had issues with violence) down into a full bowl of luke-warm Minestrone (at least she had the decency to wait for it to cool down), I went back to the woman who ran the agency and said, Haven't you got somebody on your books who doesn't care about how I look or what job I have and has a nice pair of big boobs?' So she checked on her...
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