: About Me

My passion is ...

stained glass

I know too much about ...

hard times

My parents always told me ...

stop running

My childhood ambition ...

to be a writer

My favorite memory ...

birth of my daughter

Why I write ...

when it comes upon me I have no choice

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

almost anything that deals with crime scene investigation and House.

My first job ...

stripping blue grass

My best moment ...

the suprised look on my daughters face when she saw me standing there in the delivery room.

My inspiration ...

A gift from God.

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: I want to be a bag lady

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I want to be a bag lady. This in its self seems like the impossible dream. What heights of aspiration would bring anyone to even consider such a lofty vocation? The physical demand is astronomical, and qualifying is as elusive as the lone sock that seems to find its way out of the dryer, even though it was fully documented when placed in there with its mate. I never realized the potential of what it could mean to be a bag lady until I sat one day and watched my would be mentor maliciously deal with the barking dogs, rowdy cats, and defiant rodents as she made her way about her turf. What p...

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