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Health & Fitness > Nutrition & Health Issues McDonald's Big Mac turned 40 in 2007: Time to retire this icon of unhealthy fast food?: 10 of 74
A McDonalds Big Mac is an American icon. Retiring it is just ridiculous. This is America- the land of the free- and if i want to eat a big mac- or two or three of them- by golly I have the right to do so. I have probally consumed well over two-thousand of them in my lifetime- and i am still alive and kicking.It was bad enough... More..
Food & Drink > Beer (Other) Favorite beers: 6 of 30

Real American men drink Budweiser. It is as American as hot dogs, baseball and apple pie. When I see these sissy, want to be trendy men purchasing their foreign beers in green bottles I get sick to my American stomach. How unpatriotic can someone be? If you call yourself an American than you should drink Budweiser.Made for Am... More..
Relationships & Family > Married Life Signs that your man loves you: 15 of 72
Here is my list of ten sure fire ways to know that your man is still madly in love with you as much as he was on that very night he proposed. You see even though you might not consider him a s such he truly is a sapopy chappy at heart.1. He takes you to fancy fast food restaurants each and every Friday night and lets you orde... More..
Relationships & Family > Couple Communication Should a husband tell his wife about his romantic past?: 4 of 19
Not only should a husband talk about his romantic past he should do as I do- brag about it.When we are cozied up together on the couch watching a tear jerker of a movie like Rambo or Die Hard I often talk about my past experiences. And I go into very graphic detail. She seems to really enjoy hearing these accounts- sometimes ... More..
Arts & Humanities > Horror, Mystery & Suspense Writers who've mastered the horror/suspense genre: 3 of 13
Whereas the most common names that instantly spring to mind in the horror fiction genre are; Clive Barker, Stephen King, John Saul, Dean Koontz and Ramsey Campbell and the other usual subjects. There are a number of less known but equally talented up and coming authors out there to be enjoyed and indeed cherished. There are s... More..
Society & Lifestyle > Feminism & Women's Rights Thoughts on women's liberation movement: 8 of 24
I am a full fledged, red-blooded, all American male chauvenist and proud of it.There I said it. Furthermore my wife is happy I am one, and my late momma was happy she raised one.It is God's way if you look at the facts.And no-one can argue with that now. In the garden of eden Adam wore the pants. Well after he ate that goddam... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Collective failure: 2 of 6
THE URGEDid you ever have an urge to write;To write that perfect, magical poem?The sort of poem that might change the world;A poem that makes strong men weepand the saddest souls smile...A poem so crammed full of meaning,ArdorHeartand spirit...that once comprehended it could never be forgotten;A poem that would be heralded in... More..
Health & Fitness > Nicotine Dependence Best reasons to quit smoking: 17 of 37
Smoking is good for you, there is no way anyone is going to change my opinion on that.If they aren't good for you why why I given a carton a week back when I was in the British Army in the 1940's?I have been smoking twenty cigarettes a day for over fifty years.Yes, sure,I need an oxygen tank these days- but that is due to the... More..
Celebrations & Holidays > Celebrations & Holidays (Other) How to host a successful cocktail party: 7 of 14
About once a month me and my friends in the trailer park I call home get together for a cocktail party. It is always a hoot and a half. Here are some tips for throwing your own cocktail party, garnered from many years of experience and jailtime.Firstly make sure that you don't get just the cheapest moonshine that you can buy.... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Haiku: 152 of 299
Haiku from the mind of Ian Brady.the wind of Mr. Stormycame contained in a cana gift of baked beans More..