: About Me

IT'S ALL ABOUT ME: I'm an avid vagabond-traveler-layabout-photographer-graphic designer. I like sitting around coffee shops and watching the world go by as I sip ten to fifteen Irish coffee's. My main goal in life is to hold my own skull in my hands before I die, and to bake my cremated ashes into a enormous meatloaf likeness of myself for all my loved ones to consume after my demise. While I'm still in my semi-youth, I'd love to continue to travel, photograph things, ogle women and generally be an ass.

My passion is ...

passion.

I know too much about ...

myself.

Why I write ...

It's the pressure of the insanity that swirls around inside my head. It needs to be released or I explode.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

I don't read - I don't know why I don't read - I watch my wrinkles get deeper, and my feet grow more hair - I listen to aggressive nasty music because it makes me think clearly

My first job ...

Going door to door - basement to basement - backyard to backyard, reading gas meters when I was sixteen. Rabid attack dogs, walking in on naked women, stepping on the rotting carcass of a squirrel in the basement of a Taxidermy shop, and seeing the filthy lifestyles of the way some people exist, helped mold and shape my young mind to become what it is today.

Celebrations & Holidays > Weddings (Other) Unforgettable weddings

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I, Ron, take you Sandra as my wife, in good times and bad .... "Crap, why can't I remember the rest?!" I exclaimed to myself while nervously sitting on the edge of my seat of the antique rented bus. Our vintage transportation rolled along slowly towards the church in Cham, Switzerland with Sandra's mother and father smiling wildly from the bench seat behind me. I guess the expression of terror carved into my ghost-white face made them laugh because a sudden volley of chuckles burst from their grinning mouths. I glanced over the beautiful coiffured heads gathered in the remaining seats of t...

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