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About me - Lawrence Schurfeld

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Imagination
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I was outside yesterday enjoying the unusually odd warm weather for the first week in October, and a neighbor of mine, in his 50s or 60s drove by. I've never really talked with him. I'm just at my house and he's at his. So he drives by and with both hands on the wheel, he raises a finger at me (his pointer finger you dummies)... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Oh, the wonder of it all
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So I was in a public restroom the other day, trying to get over the fact that people like to stink it all up by not flushing, why they don't is beyond me.As I was saying though, I was washing my hands and I heard some music. Restroom music. Soft music. I liked the song, so I decided to sing a little bit and soon i was kinda m... More..

Health & Fitness > Weight Issues Thoughts on obesity
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If a person would take a look around at the world's problems, and carefully examined why and how these problems occur, then they would realize the same thing: The world would be a much better place with out in shape people. Many people will think this is untrue but is it really? Studies all over the world are pointing in thi... More..

Creative Writing > Reflections Reflections: Creativity
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I was thinking about Gotham City early this morning and of course Batman came to my head. Then out of no where I began to wonder if Batman really is a super hero...Every cartoon, movie and comic book all have super heroes pictured as this great savior who stops robberies and stops villians. In Quincy, where I live, we might h... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Waiting in line
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So they say that the United States is the melting pot of the world with all of the different cultures in it. That makes me wonder, is McDonald's the center of that pot? I went to McDonald's yesterday and to my eyes I saw some guy who just looked like he came out of the woods. I think he was a farmer, with his overalls, weird ... More..

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