And The Truth Shall Set You Free (Even Though You Smell Like Pee)! Fade in: My living room. Picture me cuddling with my seven year old and my nine year old daughters. Enter husband, wearing serious face. "Honey, you'll want to come see this." Me: *sigh* I followed him to the kitchen, where my husband, soul-mate, sugar daddy ...
My Christmas Crack It was 1981. The scene opened with America's Favorite Bike-riding Frog pedaling down a country lane as I sat on the floor in my blanket sleeper, my eyes glued to the screen. Once was all it took. I was forever hooked. I'm talking about the movie I MUST watch every December (and throughout the year whenever...
It is December 10th. My Christmas tree is assembled, the lights are on, and the pepper-berry garland is in place! The ornaments have already begun to go through a series of trips to various boughs of the tree (as I rearrange them daily) and should reach their final destination on or by Christmas Eve. That is when I shall tak...
Double coupon day comes for Jose and the Prophylactics! It's Friday night, the young people who live with us have just been dropped off at my mother's for a sleepover and I'm driving back home. This is so exciting! No kids on a Friday night! The Man and I will have the house all to ourselves. I get a phone call on the way ho...
Erika Hancock
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