: About Me

Living in Orange Park, FL. with THE most amazing, incredible, determined, loving, and giving woman my Heart could have ever possibly conceived. As a published author and professional artist, and her being a Charge Nurse in the Labor & Delivery Department at one of Jacksonville's largest hospitals, we don't get to spend as much time with each other as either one of us would like, but-our path is about to take a new turn; and (though) it's new and strange and fascinating and scary all at the same time-at least we'll be making this journey Together-and that's More than I could Ever Hope for...

Everything I Do-all that I Am, all that I Create-is Dedicated to the Love of my Eternal Dreams-my Sweet Shawn...

My passion is ...

Writing,Drawing, Music, Satire & Politics

I know too much about ...

Everything, evidently-and I need to learn how to Hooosh! (That's "hush!" with a kick!)

My parents always told me ...

Couldn't tell you- I never listened!

My childhood ambition ...

Writing, drawing and music!

My favorite memory ...

Walking on the beach in St. Augustine with Shawn for the first time...

Why I write ...

Besides music and art-it's all I've ever known! Besides-it's cheaper than therapy!

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

CNN,Classic Rock, and lately in my old age I've been enyoying sound scapes.:)

My first job ...

Cows

My best moment ...

That would be too hard to pin that one down.

My inspiration ...

Shawn Elizabeth-Always, In ALL Ways!

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Writing while inebriated

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Righ..WryteWRI-ting While Inn..In-knee..InebriatedEdHic! There's all kinds of things you simply cannot and (should) not do while in..Ine-Drunk! Driving, getting married, doing your taxes online, meeting your in-laws, and (of course!) playing online poker for reel, er-REAL money. It just makes Sense, right? Ho-kay, then For all of you who know in your heart of hearts that doing (some) thinks-um-Things while your Sloshed isn't such a gr8-GREAT idea; I have Good news! Writing while intocks-intox-intoxi-Drunk! ISN'T on that list-in Fact, I Highly recco-recko-rec. I highly Advise it! Subject ma...

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