About me - Colonious

About me

I am a high school student in a small Vermont town. I am a staunch believer in justice and morality, Bill O'Reilly, the colour green, Khaki pants, polo shirts,Nintendo 64, and Pastafarianism.
For a job, I would like to one of the following: accountant, actuary, pharmacist, pilot, or attorney (but not actually go to court, just tax law or something.)
I collect Starbucks mugs.
I enjoy biking and golf.
I love to read.
I lead the Sophomore class in Chemistry (that's 300 people.)
I believe what I believe, and I believe what I believe is right, so I do not care about insulting those whose beliefs I believe to be wrong.

Briefly me

My passion is ...

arguing with those who are wrong; reading; math; spreading the word of our noodley lord; golf

I know too much about ...

whatever we are studying (at least that's what my friends tell me,) Pastafarianism, the periodic table, harry potter (but doesn't everyone?) spider-man, DBZ, other crap

My parents always told me ...

good manners open doors

My childhood ambition ...

ridding the world of those who commit evil

My favorite memory ...

figuring out a mathematical formula for adding a number and all positive integers preceding it (like with 4, this would be 10, because 4+3+2+1=10) anyhow, I can do that with any number; even 1,000,000,000

Why I write ...

to argue with commies

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

James bond (Casino Royale, at the time),The O'Reilly factor, Listening to Coheed and cambira, as always

My first job ...

yard related things

My best moment ...

I have a chem class of 45 people. (These are the top 45 out of 300, keep in mind.) We have taken 2 tests this quarter. I have gotten the highest grade of anyone both times. (The first quarter, we only took one test, and I got the second highest grade, so I decided to start studying) The second time was my best moment ever.

My inspiration ...

Bill O'Reilly

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