: About Me

My passion is ...

the performing arts

I know too much about ...

film noir

My parents always told me ...

to clean my room

My childhood ambition ...

to be a ballerina or pianist

My first job ...

lifeguard

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Mr. Right Mr. Right is manlier than Chuck Norris. He is a leader in the fields of phrenology, psychology, astrology and cosmetology. Japanese cuisine is his specialty, although he can whip up a magnificent tuna hot dish. He can play the tuba, the piccolo and the kazoo. Mr. Right enjoys romantic dinners and taking long walks on the beach, but his ideal date involves Quentin Tarantino movies. He absolutely adores the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles. Last year, he was on the cover of Seventeen Magazine and US Weekly. As a prominent Jedi, he owns an extensive collection of powerful lightsabers. H...

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