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For 8 years, I worked for the Warner Music Group. During that time, I started a newsletter and website for my accounts. Newsletters are a dime a dozen, so I made sure to spruce it up with off-topic observational stuff. All the accounts really liked it. I was #1 Most Read in Record Store bathrooms.
I was recently laid off from said group. In the interim, I have decided to persue this whole writing thing while trying to find a new job.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Shoveling the driveway

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When I was looking for a new house, I had a few, simple necessities. Must have central air. Check. Must have big enough yard for the dog. Check. Must have the least amount of space to shovel. Check. Must be next door to bikini-clad sorority house. Well3 out of 4 ain't bad. I hate the cold. I don't enjoy scraping, snow or ice. In fact, the only ice I enjoy is either in my drink or at the rink. While you might look out and enjoy your snow covered front lawn, I'm thinking, "Geez, I gotta shovel this thing out." There are two schools of thought when it comes to shoveling after a big storm. The...

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