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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Animals

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As I gaze out the window at the fresh blossoms, green grass and bright sunshine, I am reminded of last Spring when our bird feeder was mysteriously raided and completely cleaned out night after night. The bird feeder hung out in front of side porch, away from the normal foot traffic to encourage the birds to drop in for a visit. The birds did visit by day and managed to gobble up about half of the seed we left for them each day. Oddly, the next morning we would find the feeder completely empty, something or someone had been raiding the birdfeeder every night. I couldn't even imagine what w...

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