: About Me

I am Welsh by birth, currently living in Florida with my two adult sons. I run several businesses and being busy means I am really struggling to find the time to write. I enjoy writing comedy and have had some small success in winning a runners up prize in a UK national competition. I have yet to be published, but live in hope!

My passion is ...

challenge. Just tell me I can't do it.....

I know too much about ...

everything according to my ex

My parents always told me ...

to wear clean underwear in case you have an accident

My childhood ambition ...

to marry a rich, elderly millionnaire and polish the stairs

My favorite memory ...

Pulling into New York harbour, seeing the Statue of Liberty, and drinking champagne at 4 in the morning

Why I write ...

Yes, why?

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

The internet basically, so I can do things when I'm supposed to be working

My first job ...

PMV Clerk. It took me over six months to learn what the title meant.

My best moment ...

Soppy bit -The birth of my sons. I just thought nature was so clever!

My inspiration ...

My mother, Douglas Bader, and Anthony Robbins.

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Big Breaths I have just discovered that when I was busy elsewhere I have had a horizontal growth spurt. We are not discussing a slight increase in size, but a whole shuddering three sizes. No more the excuse that my washing machine was shrinking the undies, no more the argument that my mirror was distorting. I, along with a, quite literally, growing number of women have to face the fact that we are just getting bigger by the minute. It's the modern phenomenon brought about by junk food, modern farming methods and a predisposition to erring on the side of total hedonism. Women, it is report...

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