Food & Drink > Cocktails Drink Recipes: Creative cocktails

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The holidays are here, and unless you just cashed a $100 million bonus from the bank you chaired, you may want a cold one.Here's a toddy I call, The Bailout: You'll need a bottle of champagne, a rich CEO and a politician. Give the CEO and the politician $850 billion and the champagne. You may have water. Garnish with lemon. More..

Food & Drink > Cocktails Drink recipes: Godfather

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Patron purists, please remain calm and act normal. The rest of you listen up; you do not have to gulp down a shot that is either dressed or neat. There is a third choice, so simple, so elegant, that it has escaped the attention of the general public.I revealed this secret to Honduran diplomat, and he threatened to stab me. I ... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Dealing with squirrels

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As we're now expected to bail out every politician buying corporation in the world, we don't want money that could pay a CEO's zillion dollar bonus wasted on groceries for our children, so we began a new holiday tradition featuring our ubiquitous and nutritious friend, the squirrel.We made the slaughter of our Christmas squir... More..

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