I'm displaced. Ike damaged my Island, and while the state of Texas and the city of Galveston fuss over who should clean up, my fellow islanders wait. I fear FEMA and our nations important celebrities shot their wad on Katrina. If you get a chance, you should consider a visit. It's a special place. I can't wait to go back.

My passion is ...

to strip away pretense.

I know too much about ...

very little.

My parents always told me ...

Brush your teeth, go to bed by 9, always say please and thank you.

My childhood ambition ...

freedom.

My favorite memory ...

I don't want to bore you.

Why I write ...

for money.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

articles on helium, my weight and reason.

My first job ...

caricature artist at theme park.

My best moment ...

every moment I'm alive and free.

My inspiration ...

people who do hard jobs.

Food & Drink > Cocktails Drink recipes: Godfather

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Patron purists, please remain calm and act normal. The rest of you listen up; you do not have to gulp down a shot that is either dressed or neat. There is a third choice, so simple, so elegant, that it has escaped the attention of the general public. I revealed this secret to Honduran diplomat, and he threatened to stab me. I suggested a tumbler of this liquid joy to an Israeli exchange student and she threw her apple martini in my face. This is a hard sell, because many Patron drinkers are set in their ways and the rest of you don't like tequila at all. But that's only because you haven't...

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