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So I'm addicted to coffee. Don't judge me; it's how I deal with my life. Don't believe me? I teach 7th graders and if I don't stay caffeinated, some of these prepubescent mutants could break lose and take over the world. I'm dedicated to not letting that happen, not on my watch. I must remain alert! My energy level must also match that of a rabid squirrel in order to keep up with my students. My addiction has reached the point of me actually setting aside money in my budget entirely dedicated to coffee. Seriously, it's there: rent, gas, utilities, student loans, food, coffee... Just about ...
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