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There's not really that much to tell. Forty years old, have a wife and kids, living in the burbs. We have pets, the BBQ in the backyard, ahhh the American Dream. I love writing humor. I will stray once in a while if a subject intrigues me enough, but mostly

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Bathrooms: 8 of 56

Now you would think that with a room that is relatively small, there wouldn't, or couldn't be a lot associated with a bathroom. But, women and men both have bathroom quirks. Well, check that, men have a bathroom quirk, women have bathroom quirks. I really don't think that much about them, they are necessary, unless you ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: The way I really feel: 2 of 13

Wow! They didn't really put this as a subject did they? I guess so. Lesson learned for the people who pick the subjects, being a little more specific with the titles will keep people like me from droning on endlessly. Enough coffee and I could collapse the memory banks at Helium.com First of all, and I mean this from the dep...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Hunting: 6 of 24

Hunters have always fascinated me more than the hunting itself. The lengths and expense of what these people will do to go hunting is mind boggling. For people who live in rural areas that hunt to put food on the table, I completely understand your demise and wish better times to come your way. I have no objection to you tak...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Wal-Mart: 8 of 27

I took a part-time job at WalMart during the holidays, talk about your momentary lapse of reason. It was seasonal, figured we could use the extra income and besides, it's WalMart, how hard could it be. Little did I know that when Dante wrote his Inferno, he was prognosticating about WalMart. Now I have worked retail before. ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Customer service: 14 of 39

Is there any place left in America where you can shop and get great customer service anymore? And by that I mean, from the moment you enter the door until the time you checkout and leave, nothing about you're experience was negative? The answer is no. There is a reason the answer is no and it's ...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Shopping at the mall: 4 of 10

Shopping is something that I look forward to about as much as I look forward to going to the dentist. A necessity but something I'd rather put to someone else rather than have to do it myself. I don't like driving to the mall, I don't like parking at the mall, I don't like anything that is associated with the mal...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Men's toys: 2 of 4

Ahhh, toys. Toys, toys, toys. Let us first debunk some well established myths here first. A car is not a toy. Got that ladies? A car to a man, especially one that dotes over his car or has a hobby that involves restoring old vehicles, is a living breathing thing. We take pride in them, we take care of them and we nurture the...
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Life: 161 of 316

Whoever coined the term 'life sucks, then you die', almost had it right. Almost. Only some things in life suck. For the most part, unless you are a convicted murderer on death row waiting for your turn in the electrified easy chair, I think life treats most of us well. While life is most certainly fraught with tragedy, you g...
Creative Writing > Memoirs Memoirs: Family memories: 33 of 56

Snow Angels It's amazing how viewing life from a childs eyes can change your perspective. I don't know if it's that we can't remember how to, or if it's just that we spend more of our lives fretting over small problems that it has become impossible. My children are a constant reminder that no matter how bad things can get, y...
Politics, News & Issues > War & Peace Should the US pull out its troops regardless of whether Iraq is ready to defend its people?: 71 of 117

I'm not going to get into the sensationalism that our media outlets are so famous for. I always have and always will take what comes from the media with a grain, or several grains, of salt. I am a veteran of the United States Air Force, 1986-1992. I had tours of duty in Korea, North Dakota, and Germany. I had several tempora...