: About Me

There's not really that much to tell. Forty years old, have a wife and kids, living in the burbs. We have pets, the BBQ in the backyard, ahhh the American Dream. I love writing humor. I will stray once in a while if a subject intrigues me enough, but mostly stick with humor. I tend to look at things from a different perspective. Jack yourself up with a lot of caffeine, take off your glasses so your vision isn't that great and just kind of watch things happen in front of you. Some of what you read from me is based on personal experience I just take a few creative liberties. Life would be pretty boring if you didn't skew the view once in a while. I hope you enjoy.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Bathrooms

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Now you would think that with a room that is relatively small, there wouldn't, or couldn't be a lot associated with a bathroom. But, women and men both have bathroom quirks. Well, check that, men have a bathroom quirk, women have bathroom quirks. I really don't think that much about them, they are necessary, unless you want to use an outhouse. I think most cities have ordinances against that so if you want to poop in a wooden box with a door you have to move to the sticks. I would say country, but even country folks have bathrooms. No, to use an outhouse you have to move to ...

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