: About Me

I am an eclectic goof. I know way too much about everything and not enough to keep me out of trouble. I am in my own words a vagabond with style.
I will soon be embarking on a 6 month journey with my fiancee to tour the US by way of an RV. We will be doing this with no savings or income, except what ever we can find on-line. This is our life.Literally. We have been very seat of the pants for out entire lives and combined have and IQ equal to that of 4 average men....which means exactly bub-kiss but it sounds great on an application eh?

I am the friendliest of the two of us and will gladly jump out and help anyone that needs me, shoot me a question or tell me off, either way, be you.

My passion is ...

to continue to live a happy life doing exactly what I am doing.

I know too much about ...

procrastination.

My parents always told me ...

"DONT TURN ON THE LIGHT SON!"

My childhood ambition ...

was to actually reach the light switch in my parents room!

My favorite memory ...

happened again on 08-15-07 when I contacted my very first girlfriend and asked her out again after 15 years and she said yes.

Why I write ...

to hear these neat little letters click and clack...

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

my fiancee lie to me about not being a bully...

My first job ...

didnt last very long.

My best moment ...

again I go back to th 8-15-07 thing.

My inspiration ...

mi amorrrrrrrrre!

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Gasoline prices

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Sixteen Cents for Gasoline This may be a little to risque for Helium but we shall see. I used to have some very crazy friends. I do not mean that we would stay out past curfew and blow up mailboxes. Well yeah, we did that too. I mean, we would literally make the crime index for any particular city we entered rise by more than half. On occasion, we would make bets amongst ourselves to test each other's manhood. Very simply, we did not bet money. We bet tasks. Such tasks included things like jumping from a second story balcony, naked, into a pool. You should now be getting an idea of where t...

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