I no longer write on this site

My passion is ...

Those I hold dear, my flute, my guitar, music, doing awesome stuff, and running. Sometimes.

I know too much about ...

Some history, and video games.

My parents always told me ...

If you kill yourself doing that you're grounded.

My childhood ambition ...

First it was to be a train. Then I started thinking a lot and got confused.

My favorite memory ...

The best one

Why I write ...

It would appear that I do it to piss people off with poor writing and stupid ideas. But really I just write because I like to, no matter how bad I may be at it.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

My computer screen?

My first job ...

Bartending

My best moment ...

I'm not too good with "moments"

My inspiration ...

Jesus, a lot of Saints, those I hold dear, my cousin Tim. And any Pirates out there.

Arts & Humanities > Who & What is Helium What keeps you coming back to Helium?

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I was going to write an article like this a while back, after the routine "Your article has been rejected for the following reason: We hate you", but at the time I had decided that I would refrain from writing an article such as this, and had decided to give Helium another chance.

But I've decided that I'm through with this, and that I'm going to write this article anyway. Lately, Helium has told me that referring to a friend of mine that also writes on this site is no appropriate, and that my entries read more like "Diary entries" or "blog posts" than actual articles. My response to Hel...

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