: About Me

HAIR UNAPPARENT Recently I learned Princess Di and I had more in common than occasionally wishing we were dead. We each chopped off our long tresses during particularly turbulent times. Unlike the princess, I had difficulty adjusting to my new shortness. "It looks smart," said a friend. "Thanks. Did I used to look dumb?" The low maintenance was refreshing, yet the thrill of reduced brushing time and speedier shampoos quickly faded. I felt exposed-like being dragged through St. Patrick's Cathedral clad only in five inch stilettos and a thong. Whenever I'd spot a picture of Paris, Gisele or ...