: About Me

I love life!

My passion is ...

Musical Theatre and Writing and Composing

I know too much about ...

...the horrors of addiction

My parents always told me ...

...follow your dreams, and never regret your mistakes, you will always learn from them.

My childhood ambition ...

...was to be a long distance lorry driver! I have since discovered that there are more pleasant ways to see the world.

My favorite memory ...

..My wedding day.

Why I write ...

Because I can.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

too miscellaneous to specify

My first job ...

a newspaper delivery boy

My best moment ...

...erm...too many to mention

My inspiration ...

Nature, people, life, love.

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Religion

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ADAM'S DILEMMAS. So...Adam set about naming all the creatures of the earth. He saw this rather oddly shaped beast and declared, "I'm gonna call you an Aardvark!" "Aw, give me a break," said the Aardvark, "What a dumb name. People are gonna think I'm Scandinavian with a name like that! Can't I be a Gumfallow or a Flizwab?" But Adam was adam-ant. "Nope! You're an Aardvark from this day forth." "Ah come on," pleaded the Aardvark, "That guy over there looks more like an Aardvark than me." He pointed at a Penguin. "No. He's a Yorkshire Bull Terrier," said Adam, "At least he will be when Yorkshi...

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