: About Me

Me? I'm an American male with O+ blood. Brown/Brown, probably a little overweight, a little less hair than I'd like to have. I like guns, football, tobacco and imported beer (I think my Wife's OK too). I like the way sagebrush smells and I love how the desert sky looks at night. I've been alive for >3 decades and like to think that I've learned a few things along the way. The biggest things I've learned (or at least like to think I've learned) are to THINK FOR MYSELF and to ASK QUESTIONS. So many are so easily persuaded by others- I find it rather disconcerting. So many more seem to just "go along" with things as-is. I'd LIKE to think that I'm different in that I ask questions and question things that are usually satisfactory to others.

Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Horror

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Driving across the country was beginning to take its toll. Ronda and I decided to stop for the night. When we pulled up to a likely-looking hotel, the old innkeeper said the rumor was that the very inn we were considering was haunted. Supposedly, there was a young married couple (just like us go figure) who stayed there 100 years ago that very night (of course). They were eviscerated by an escaped homicidal maniac who was killed by a mob shortly after the "incident." We said our thanks and went to stay somewhere else. Oddly enough, we survived our stay in another much friendlier and much l...

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