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About me - Carnac

Carnac is a jack of all trades, master of none. Part Renaissance Man, part Handy Man, part stand up comic, he likes to claim he can fix anything. Sometimes he even can.

With far too much education for his own good, he plays the piano, flies planes, studies

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Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: War
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A War HaikuWar is Hell, it's true.But bad guys never give up.You must fight or die. More..

Pets & Animals > Dog Accessories Guide to GPS dog collars
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GPS dog collars are a great idea. I can tell you about my experience with the Global Pet Finder collar (globalpetfinder.com). Quick summary: better than nothing. OK, here's how it works. You you attach a box about the size of a large cell phone (see the web site for pictures) to your dog's collar. And I say "dog" because it's... More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Spring
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A Spring HaikuSee that spring coiled up.Never to be seen again,If you mess with it. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Ending a relationship
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Ending a Relationship HaikuGet out of here, bum.I don't need you anymore.You and I are through. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Wild goose chase
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A Wild Goose Chase HaikuI chase the wild goose.In a never ending quest.A shotgun would help. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Finding yourself
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Finding Yourself HaikuWhere ever you go,There you are, or so it seems.Doubts remain somehow. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: I'll be fine
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An I'll Be Fine HaikuI'll be fine, they said.It's only a flesh wound, see?Somehow, I think not. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Life lessons from dogs
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A Confused by Love HaikuLove and Hate are One.Think too much and you know nil.Sleep and dream some more. More..

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Childhood memories
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Childhood Memories HaikuChildhood Memories,Good and bad so long ago.Who cares anymore. More..

Sciences > Mathematics Division by zero: Is it really impossible?Smallicon
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I don't know which is scarier:1. That 32 people here not only think that division by zero is possible, but that they believe it strongly enough to explain why, or2. The um, creative "logic" they use to make their case, or3. That we're even having this "debate" in the first place! What's next - "The Earth: Is it really round?"... More..

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