Years ago, E.T. captured me and held me hostage. I've been addicted to movies ever since.
I have a Bachelor of Arts with a major in Film and Photography and a minor in Art History. In other words, I love to try to explain things that probably don't need explaining.
+ more bio informationWhen I'm laying awake at night, hearing creepy noises and looking out unable to see into the dark, there are several monsters that come to my mind, and start appearing in the shadows. The one who has been there longest has been Freddy Krueger. I can't remember if my uncle was supposed to be babysitting me, or if I snuck in a...
Dragons of Autumn Twilight is a movie that was a long time coming. Fans of the books have been waiting decades to see the characters brought to life on the big screen. Now, they have to settle for a direct to DVD animation. Sadly, they are simply settling for a sub-par adaptation. The animation is bad, the fight sequences es...
People seem to look for any excuse not to be in a relationship. I don't want to ruin our friendship. He has a cat and I like dogs better. My new favorite is "We're geographically incompatible." These are exactly what they sound like: excuses. If you like someone, you should be willing to work to be with them. You should be w...
One of the most dangerous things you can do during your workday, or when you have a project due, is to point your browser at Television Without Pity. You won't resurface for a few hours, but when you do rise for air you will have tears streaming down your face from the laughter and your humor will suddenly have become even m...
I wanted to play saxophone more than anything else I had wanted during fifth grade. There was only one thing that stood in my way: our middle school band required you to pass a test to get in. It was supposedly a simple test. You listened to two notes and wrote down which was higher. There were some other exercises too, but ...
There is a type of person out there that understands the relationship between a gamer and their World of Warcraft addiction. It is a strange companionship, and a demanding one. If you're serious about the game, you could spend hours on it just trying to get the one item you're looking for. You want to level, to finish quests...
Mary Ratliff
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