There is not much to say. I graduated from Kentucky Wesleyan College in 1996 with degrees in History and Policital Science. I am into my fourth year as a writer/reporter for a small newspaper in Kentucky. In my job, I cover a variety of topics from court news, to city council meetings, school board meetings to profiles on people. I write articles on basically everything.

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Momma, Donnie threw mud on me!

As any mother can attest, mud puddles fascinate little boys. I firmly believe the mixture of soil and water emits some form of tantalizing aroma only detectable to little boys. Once inhaled, the vapor hypnotizes them, causing them to mysteriously jump in and start playing.
I can attest to the power of this aroma. As a small boy, around five years of age, my friend Donnie and I were walking up the road toward his house. I just got home from school when we fell victim to the hypnotizing trance mud puddles produce.
As we walked up the gravel ...

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