I'm just your average ordinary guy, with a sinister secret. I like to write. ALOT. So much so that I had my left hand surgically removed and replaced with the right hand of God. Yeah. That's right. I have two right hands so I can write double what everyone else can write and that second right hand is holy cause God loves me and the U.S.A. I'm like the Tupac Shakur of writing. I've got vaults of unreleased articles just waiting to scorch your pupils and excite that part of your brain that likes excessive violence and sex. Ok, I'm done. Pay me. And read my scriptures. Toodles!

My passion is ...

Jesus. I love him.

I know too much about ...

Diapers. Oh the humanity. . .

My parents always told me ...

Ha. I never listened to them fools!

My childhood ambition ...

To grow a mustache that would rival that of my childhood hero, Magnum P.I.

My favorite memory ...

I have too many warm and pleasant memories to single any specific event out

Why I write ...

It's fun. It's cathartic. And my senior year english teacher told me I was good at it.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Pardon The Interuption

My first job ...

Landscaping. I've got the scars to prove it.

My best moment ...

Isn't this the same as "favorite memory"? Next question please!

My inspiration ...

The delicious reflection that gazes back at me in the mirror.

Sports & Recreation > Football Coaches Reflections on Bill Belichick and the New England Patriots video-taping scandal

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Now I'm not sure if any of you fine folks out there are football fans, casual or avid, but I'm sure a few of you have heard of the NFL cheating scandal that was made public in the past couple of weeks (end sarcasm). The New England Patriots, winners of Super Bowls in 2001, 2003 and 2004 were caught with their hand in the cookie jar, so to speak. Patriots head coach Bill Belichick and his staff were busted videotaping the NY Jets defensive play calling signals during the first half of the Jets / Patriots game Sunday (in which the Patriots won) . Fittingly enough, light was shed on the Patrio...

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