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1997 BA in Communications (Journalism emphasis) from University of Dayton.

I grew up in a sick and twisted household with more comedic theatre than one child should ever be exposed to. I could not help but find laughter in life's absurdity.

Im currently looking for comedic screenwriting or other opportinities that involve humor and creative writing.

Autos > Buying & Selling Cars Car buying: 'Running the numbers' and other funny experiences with car salesmen

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Perhaps the greatest phrase ever turned inside an automotive showroom is the infamous (or perhaps notorious) "Let me run some numbers and I'll be right back." Every over-aged overweight salesman has used this line. It doesn't matter if he's selling Pontiacs or Bentleys. And the funny thing is, they actually believe we're stupid enough to think they have no idea how much their product costs, and a meeting of the minds must take place to give us a "better deal than the last guy because he was a jerkweed, and quite frankly, we've only known you for 10 minutes and hmm, that's a nice jacket." A...

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