: About Me

Once upon a time, I was born. In hindsight, this has widely been regarded as a bad move.

From my inauspicious beginnings I evolved into a wordsmith who still manages to OPEN MOUTH, INSERT FOOT on a fairly regular basis. I'm a contradiction, wrapped in an enigma, wrapped in a delicious tortilla.

More straightforwardly, I'm a freelance writer who's getting married next year, and I desperately need money.

My passion is ...

Mike.

I know too much about ...

James Bond.

My parents always told me ...

I wasn't applying myself.

My childhood ambition ...

to be a dog trainer.

My favorite memory ...

it changes all the time.

Why I write ...

to express myself and earn money.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

pre-2006 Loveline.

My first job ...

retail.

My best moment ...

still waiting on that one.

My inspiration ...

Mike.

Computers & Technology > Online Shopping & Trade The truth about eBay auctions

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The real, honest truth about eBay? It's not a conspiracy, a hoax, or a terrorist front run by Keebler Elves from a secret underground warehouse in Area 51. It's just another company trying to make a profit by providing a service. Bearing that in mind, here are things to remember when you're frustrated with this corporate giant. Fraud is a drop in the bucket for eBay. For each person ripped off by a buyer or seller, hundreds of thousands of people have had nothing but success, and eBay relies on their continued business. Your auction woes are of virtually no concern to the company. Have you...

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