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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Pets: 36 of 138
You Dirty Rat... Me and Louie, we was just in the scatter lying low see, when there came a rap at the door. "Louie, it's the coppers,just act natural." I says. Well Louie, he always been a queer bird, and g-man, he won't inside long when Louie pounced, grabbing for the dick's gat. Well I guess the copper, he was startled see... More..
Arts & Humanities > History Mysteries Noah and the Great Flood: The facts behind the myth: 6 of 20
Long gone are the days of Galileo when science took a backseat to religious conditioning. Today, science, or the accumulation of predictable results based on known variables, is religion, at least for many. Even the most "spiritual" among us have grown accustomed to the certainty intrinsic in science. Visit any courtroom in ... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous: 262 of 478
Cockatiel Confessions If I were only bigger she thought, I would make you pay. You wouldn't tell me what to do anymore or cage me in this way. I'd fly to the tallest tree and sit happily as you cried. I'd bite your hand that fed me and watch you wonder why. I'd do exactly what I wanted and make you rub my head. I would sleep... More..
Relationships & Family > Gay & Lesbian Issues Marriage should be a sacred institution between only a woman and a man: 195 of 316
The saying goes that "marriage is made in heaven," contrary to the administrations confused belief that marriage is made in the bureaucratic halls of government. Marriage, by definition is a sacred vow sworn before God, a union of two people who wish to spend their lives together. Who we as individuals fall in love with, is ... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous poems for children: 96 of 154
Listen to me the grown-up said At 9 o' clock, it's time for bed. Brush your teeth and say your prayers. Walk slowly and don't run up the stairs. Close your door and shut out the light. And don't forget to tell me goodnight. If you hear voises beside of your bed, Just pull up the blanket and cover your head. Whatever you do, ... More..
Pets & Animals > Aquarium Fish Fixes for fish tank algae: 4 of 6
The Clean-Up Crew More than just a pretty face, these babies know how to earn their keep. Indeed, these fish are most often sought after by aquarist for their rigorous dedication to detail. The catfish has a voracious appetite for algae, and can prove a precious commodity for the hobbyist with too little time to clean. That'... More..
Creative Writing > Memoirs Testimonies: Story of one divorce: 11 of 16
Such an unassuming question and chills of embarrassment and dread creep over my body. So, are you married? My first response is typically an uncomfortable chuckle, followed by the obligatory clearing of the throat and finally my patented response"it's a long story." I've actually been married now for 8 years to a wonderful m... More..
Home & Garden > Gardening (Other) The joys of gardening: 40 of 48
Remember that children's story we all heard growing up about Jack and his magic beanstalk? Well not only does that story offer a moment of entertainment, possibly a morality lesson, although what it might be escapes me at the moment, but there's some wonderful gardening advice in there too. This is for all of us that truly l... More..
Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Poems for children: 192 of 229
Cockatiel Diaries If I were only bigger she thought, I would make you pay. You wouldn't tell me what to do anymore or cage me in this way. I'd fly to the tallest tree and sit happily as you cried. I'd bite your hand that fed me and watch you wonder why. I'd do exactly what I wanted and make you rub my head. I would sleep on ... More..
Pets & Animals > Aquarium Fish Guide to setting up a freshwater fish tank: 15 of 17
Any aquarium hobbyist will enthusiastically recommend the installation of a marine habitat within your home of office. They provide much needed peaceful moments of distraction from the day to day, and the opportunity to engage in the success of a tiny ecosystem. While the benefits of aquarium ownership can be vast, so too ca... More..