: About Me

My passion is ...

Cooking and writing poetry

I know too much about ...

Not a lot

My parents always told me ...

Be true to yourself

My childhood ambition ...

To be a vet

My favorite memory ...

Sitting around the fire as a child with my mother listening to old songs and watching old movies

Why I write ...

Because I have to, it is part of who I am

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Good poets, clasical music, movies that make me laugh

My first job ...

Receptionist

My best moment ...

Cruising around the Lake of Lucern

My inspiration ...

People that give joy to others

Creative Writing > Poetry Poetry: Humorous

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Hello Larry, this is Barry. You know me; I cut your lawn. Just a small thing, not a tall thing. It's about the gnome that you call Sean. He looks so cute in his little suit. But to me he's just a pain. He just sits there, what does he care If he causes stress and strain. I cann't go through him, I must go round him. Round and round him, round and round! Tried to lift him, couldn't shift him, So I'm going to mow him down. So that's it Larry, let's not tarry, If tomorrow he's still there, I'll get the Rover and knock him over. I'm going to smash Sean And I don't care!

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