: About Me

I am a slick half troll, part droll creature from the swamp of otherthings. I pass for human as it suits my need for attention and adoration. I even mated with human kind, Good Housekeeping called this creature a baby, but now that it has some growth, they call it tween. Two inky quadpaws live with me. At night they tell me how they herd sheep and fear neither wolf,bear nor man, but glady bury their noses beneath my blaket during the heavy storms when the sky tongue flicks to the ground to eat.

I also like to eat pristine snow and smell books at the library.

My passion is ...

Strawberries.

I know too much about ...

my neighbours after dark activties.

My parents always told me ...

yer gonna end up on da streets!

My childhood ambition ...

was to rule a small woodland glade.

My favorite memory ...

What?

Why I write ...

Boredom.

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This product is not tested on Animals How often do we read this disclaimer? Many of us view the purchase of a product so labelled as ethical consumerism. No creatures subjected to injections, caging and a life devoid of anything but an endless routine of painkillers, discomfort and sterile observation. Sadly, the disclaimer is often, at best, a spin on the truth. Frequently, it is an outright lie. At this time, there are no regulations regarding the validly or truth of the statement regarding animal testing. No company in North America is legislated to printing the truth of their biologica...

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