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      <title>I have my whole life ahead of me. Understand? My "whole" life! Not a cutup and eaten life inside multiple human bodies. Not a hand me down table sc...</title>
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      <title>Ever wonder what to do if while cooking a Thanksgiving turkey you should drop it on the floor? Since dropping Thanksgiving turkeys may not be all t...</title>
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      <title>What earthly human could write and perform a song about a woman suffering an assault and mesmerize the world to sing and dance in unison to the wor...</title>
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