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TOMMY'S KNEECAPS My friend Tommy says his kneecaps talk at night, Now you might call him silly but his father says he's right. He says when he was little, his knees were just the same, They used to make a noise in class and he got all the blame. His teacher thought him naughty so she took him to the Head, "This boy is always talking but he blames his knees instead." "Ah talking kneecaps " said the Head, "Now let me take a look They always come in pairs you know, I've read it in a book! The only way to stop them, from chattering all the day, Is to put them in long trousers, then you can't h...

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