: About Me

I am a technical writer by trade, but creative at heart. I don't have a particular message but I do wonder alot, whether all the world's problems could be solved if we all felt the sting of our actions even just a second before they were felt by others.

My passion is ...

great thai food

I know too much about ...

how bossy dogs get away with pushing people around

My parents always told me ...

take care of the nickels and the dollars will take care of themselves

My childhood ambition ...

Journalist or lawyer

My favorite memory ...

tasting a ripe tomato right out of the garden at 3 years old

Why I write ...

she shrugged and continued to write

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

are these answers being sold to Ipsos Reid?

My first job ...

waitress in a gas station diner

My best moment ...

marrying a millionaire...oh right, he's poor

My inspiration ...

fresh, sweet air

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: How to acquire humor

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Acquiring humor isn't as simple as learning how to tell a joke or how to pull off the perfect prank. Humor is something that is innately part of a personality. It is possible due to a lack of self-consciousness, good timing and keen observation of the strange oddities of life. Therefore, if you want to acquire humor, go to Clown College. First get a very large loan to pay for tuition, text books and residence fees. Tell your parents you're in Law school so that they chip in their fair share. Don't feel bad about any of this since having a conscience isn't very funny. Humor 101 will teach y...

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