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Why it's Your Fault Your Child Is Fat

Lately I've been hearing a lot of concerned parents complaining about the weight of their precious children, and I've decided it is time for me to address the issue. In this article, you'll not only come to understand why you, the parent, are responsible for you child being morbidly obese, but also how to change that. So read on, and soon you'll be on your way to having thinner, more socially acceptable children!

We're going to start off with a bang, the kind of bang only cold, hard facts can provide. 30% of children today are overweight, and 15%...

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