Zoologist Nola Lee Kelsey is the author of numerous published humor and satire articles.

Her books include; B*tch Unleashed: The Harsh Realities of Goin' Country, the political satire Keeping the Masses Down and the educational, children's adventure, Let's Go Visit Best Friends Animal Sanctuary. Read more of Nola's work on her rarely up to date website: http://www.nolakelsey.com

My passion is ...

Zoology and Travel

I know too much about ...

Dogs, Thailand and islands of the Sea of Cortez

My parents always told me ...

I'll be home late!

My childhood ambition ...

To be Jane Goodall

My favorite memory ...

Boating the Mekong in Lao.

Why I write ...

Spicing up knowledge with humor makes educating people much more palatable.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Kill your TV - Live your own life!

My first job ...

Um?

My best moment ...

I have not had it yet.

My inspiration ...

The thought of working from home with my dogs at my feet while I write to help other animals.

Pets & Animals > Dogs (Other) Testimonies: My pit bull

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A Pit-E-Full Scenario

Time changes so many things. There are those who now claim, "forty is the new twenty" and "pink is the new black." Of course folks cultivating these superficial one-liners are mostly forty-something women who refuse to dress their age. That is not my point. I foresee a time when pit bulls will be the new lap dogs. After all, American laps are getting bigger.

Widening waistlines are not my only justification for this pitiful prediction. I offer several scenarios as evidence. But before I begin my case you'll need to meet three of Best Friends Animal Sanctuaries pi...

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