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My passion is ...

My knowledge

I know too much about ...

Sports, Fish ( pets),

My parents always told me ...

To be unbiased

My childhood ambition ...

Engineer

My favorite memory ...

Of winning my first orotorical competition at the age of 6.

Why I write ...

I like sharing the knowledge & opinions

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

Sci-Fi/ Current Affairs/ Pop /

My first job ...

Merchandiser

My best moment ...

Winning the Inter University Tennis Championship.

My inspiration ...

Warren Buffet

Other Great text-message jokes

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Following are some good night messages I received from one of my friends. Each of these jokes were followed by a " Good Night " wish.

Scientists are trying to figure out how long a person can live without a BRAIN. Pls tell them your age.

Last night some devils came running to my room. They wanted to trouble good peopleI gave your name and address. They said, OHNO! WE CAN'T DISTURB OUR BOSS.

Sometimes my MIND asked why I like U? Why I care 4 U? Why I Remember U? Then my HEAERT answered, it's simply because "MENTALLY CRACKED PEOPLE NEED MORE CARE"

If you are my good frie...

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