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About me - Deborah Steinmetz

About me

As a single mother of 4 children, I had to find humor with just about everything around me. I began as a song lyricist, writing lyrics and music for fun, as well as poetry at the tender age of 16.

I have a book that is 17 years in the making, called Mom Tells All, which is a humorous book about children and parenting, which will hopefully be published soon!

I do have a self published book of some of my poetry. I love to take on serious topics of interest, I love a good debate, as long as I am familiar with the topic. I enjoy writing humorous pieces, and very deep and serious poetry and prose.

My 'dream' is to have my very own Dear Debbie, article much like Dear Abby with a bit of a humorous twist to it.

Featured article by Deborah Steinmetz

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: A message from Mrs. Claus
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Santa is the king of children's fantasies... magical, jolly, kind, loving and adoring. He and the elves had talked about nothing for the past 3 weeks other than all of the goodies that he will be delivering to the children, and all of the goodies he will get in return from the children..cakes, cookies, milk and many, many other surprise goodies..

His beautiful wife, Mrs Claus stands in the background, never once ever complaining, seemingly happy in her invisibility to the world, with a bit of a crooked smile on her face, as she waves goodnight and good luck to her dear husband as he tak...

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