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About me - Bryan Clifford

About me

Hi,

Who am I?

I'm a 4th generation Canadian-Canadian who has lived in the Vancouver and Victoria BC area for the past 45 years, sharing a laugh with other locals* at BC's 150 year history of comic rejects from Europe and Asia and elsewhere (Venus? Mars?) who're always, it seems, even today, desperately trying to impress 'the poor' required as audiences for how royalty and other geniuses live when wealth allows adult aged children to play house and play family like they're in the movies or on TV.

Or how my class, grade 7s, would live, they say, if 12 year olds were politicians, (other) successful criminals and or otherwise rich and famous, i.e. wealthy and obviously emotionally disturbed.

I can't understand how 6+ billion in 200+ countries in 2008 can all expect to share Commonwealth (communism) as defined by various economic theories that have been an international academic joke for centuries?

I'm especially fascinated by how rejects from 'Great?'Britain, France and Spain, for example, on Canada and on The USA and on Mexico; beginning about 300 years ago, have been trying to re-create the ugly social sewers and cartoon cultural toilets on "The Old World?" that got rid of them.

Recently I've founded a 'think tank', The Sane Seniors World Institute for Global Studies, in Vancouver BC, SSWIGS, anyone with an iQ over 100 (average/normal) can join to make fun of creatures that refer to humans as resources as if they're not human themselves. Aliens? Blood sucking insects? Parasites?

I'm looking for "Sane Broadcasters" and "Sane Publishers" i.e. "Sane Adults" to provide "Sane Media" of interest to locals*

Please visit my blog "Global Canada" at :

http://globalcanadaetc.blogspot.com/ if you want to share in the fun.

Cheers from New Westminster BC,

*local- Earth

*locals- Earthlings

Briefly me

My passion is ...

rich blond with high iQs and men's sports because I'm gay and like to watch buff guys play with balls

I know too much about ...

English style humor flattering adult aged children who're trying to impress "the poor"

My parents always told me ...

Bryan you may be too intelligent

My childhood ambition ...

to go to Heaven or Paradise with other guys and angels and get away from women

My favorite memory ...

meeting my wife then firing her father twice

Why I write ...

I'm clinically insane, but I'd prefer eccentric if I was rich

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

mosty I read my own writing because it makes me laugh, and I listen to my wives and their children and others telling me how wonderful I am

My first job ...

as a baby I was forced to do housework and change my own diapers

My best moment ...

meeting my wife

My inspiration ...

the past 5000 years or so of local (Earth) NEWS and subsequent literature provided by 'Sane Adults' writing about real experiences in the real world

Featured article by Bryan Clifford

Arts & Humanities > William Shakespeare Literary analysis: On considering who is responsible for the death of King Duncan in Shakespeare's 'Macbeth'
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Macbeth, in my opinion, was a wimp subjugated to Lady Macbeth's (the primary and 4th witch?) ambitions in terms of 'what women want'; even today, in Scotland and elsewhere.
Macbeth's action of murdering Duncan, however, is a crime that he chose to commit. A premeditated murder. A conscious act of sniveling weakling who tried to rationalize what he did through intricate re-associations of primitive thoughts common among psychotics, by their own definitions, who, today we hope, are kept confined in elaborate royal zoos, prisons and institutes, LEST WE FORGET what sane humans, Canadians anyw...

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