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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Wal-Mart

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Ive encountered some pretty interesting things when it comes to Wal-Mart and rednecks. Really, it breaks down to people rather than things but in these parts, some people ARE things (if you know what I mean). A few weeks ago my friend and I had to go to Wal-Mart, I forget why now, but that is irrelevant. We were at the Pepsi machine outside prior to entering Fancy World, about to quench our thirst with Mtn Dew. Just as my 12 oz of sugar & caffeine came funneling down, I hear people. But these people aren't just your normal passers-by, nor were they really passers-by at this point. It's more...

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