: About Me

My passion is ...

whisky & comic books.

I know too much about ...

just about everything, jack of all trades and master of a few of them too.

My parents always told me ...

rule one is never get caught and rule two is deny everything.

My childhood ambition ...

was to be an astronaut and that got horribly crushed when I found out you have to be less than 5'9" tall due to weight restrictions to reduce fuel consumption.

My favorite memory ...

seem to be all the ones that have almost faded away completely.

Why I write ...

otherwise I have the feeling my head may just explode from the ideas running wild.

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

the mainstream underground, things that you would think are underground but actually seem to be very popular. Zombies, punk rock, bad horror movies, the list goes on.

My first job ...

grill technician at a local major burger chain.

My best moment ...

is rarely a shared one.

My inspiration ...

...what's the opposite of inspiration?

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