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Besides the day job I work to pay the bills, I write for NewsMutiny.com amongst other things. email: davegreg@newsmutiny.com

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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Relationships: 22 of 76
Thanks For The Kidney Honey, But I Think We Should See Other PeopleHi honey, how are you feeling this morning? Still a bit under the weather from the transplant, huh? Well, the doctor said it would take a couple of months. Surprisingly, I'm feeling a lot better. Better than I have in years thanks to you, and although I've sai... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Family conflict: 5 of 17
How To Fight (And Win) With Your Spouse Float like a butterfly... A good defense is at least as important as a good offense when fighting with your spouse. Be slippery. If your spouse corners you on an issue, do your best to change the subject. For instance, if you're caught in the middle of having sex with another man or wom... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Public speaking: 1 of 3
Extremely Sort-of Helpful Public Speaking Tips -Body language is important. Use appropriate hand gestures and facial expressions. Keep your fingers out of your nose and ears, and avoid nervously removing articles of clothing crucial to keeping you out of jails and certain hospitalsAlways use the restroom before any speaking e... More..
Arts & Humanities > American Literature Book reviews: Rant: An Oral History of Buster Casey, by: 1 of 3
Though not a modern day answer for Dostoevsky, Swift or Flaubert, Palahniuk has been able to reproduce the latter's ability to maximize the potential of standard literary archetypes to compose incisive, thought provoking, and often hilarious social commentaries reminiscent of the former two with much of his writing, his lates... More..
Sciences > Anthropology (Other) Views on the theories of evolution: 12 of 29
Ancient Race of Christian Man Discovered Evolution Debunked?A group of Christian scientists triumphantly announced their discovery of archaeological evidence that could disprove the theory of evolution once and for all during a news conference at the Creation Museum in Petersburg, Kentucky yesterday.Although careful to discla... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: Culture: 20 of 46
Five Year-Old Harlot Goes Topless On Beach Triggers PandemoniumMount Pleasant, SC Local harlot Trisha Van Sant removed her shirt and pranced topless along Jones Beach yesterday, causing an uproar that continues to reverberate throughout town.The incident began shortly after Van Sant, 5, arrived at the beach with her mother Su... More..
Relationships & Family > The Single Life Dating tips for shy singles: 19 of 39
Dating Tips For The Insane -1. Hospital emergency rooms are great places to go to catch chicks on the rebound. Hang out in the waiting room until a woman (a good looking one if you're picky) gets the news that her significant other has croaked. Then walk up and say something like, "I couldn't help but hear about your loss. Yo... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: School: 7 of 14
Mom's New Hummer Makes Life A Living Hell For Bay Area Middle SchoolerSince being seen disembarking from his mother's new Hummer outside of Rolling Hills Middle School this Monday, life has been miserable for eleven year-old Josh Ritterman of Pacifica, California, an affluent coastal town just south of San Francisco.In contra... More..
Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Censorship: 5 of 10
Gee Golly, War is the Pits!By: The G-Rated GI -As the recent edited for TV broadcast of Steven Spielberg's "Saving Private Ryan" re-affirms, there's no place for foul language in today's world - including even the middle of violent wars or movies made exclusively for adults. The following is an example of how the respectable ... More..
Creative Writing > Satire Satire: The Internet: 5 of 10
Web Comedy Genius Identifies Irony of Cold Remedy's Severe Possible Side Effects -The hilarious observational wit of website operator and comic genius Mark Bulger shows no signs of waning anytime soon as he has once again put his unparalleled gift of incisiveness to work this time by identifying the irony of a cold remedy's s... More..