: About Me

Hi, my name is Aaron and i have been writing sporadicly for about eighteen years. I have written many poems, several short stories and two novels. I am currently writing my third Novel, although it is slow progress.
Tip: Writing poetry helps to loosen the mind to language and help with writing novels (Well it does for me anyway.)

My passion is ...

Readin and writing

I know too much about ...

Physics

My parents always told me ...

Get a job

My childhood ambition ...

Drive a Yorke Truck

My favorite memory ...

Don't have one

Why I write ...

Can't help it!

My first job ...

Barman

My best moment ...

Don't have one

My inspiration ...

Anyone who beats the odds

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Fantasy

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10 Things you should never do when facing a Dark Wizard. My name is Ort the Knobbly, although it was once Ort the Magnificent. I am what you might call an old horse. I have been fighting Dark wizards since I was old enough to suck on the handle of a battle axe and over the years I have learned a thing or two about dealing with those pointed hatted fellows. I have been turned blue, green and on one occasion poker dot pink. I have been cursed with Dragon tail, Dragon scale and Dragon breath (not good when you're trying to get a roll in the hay with a village wench). But now in my knobbly yea...

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