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Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Going to the hospital
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Last Thursday I was finally forced to visit my friendly Chinese dental practitioner Dr. Won Char-Pang. On my last visit, Dr. Pang had indicated I needed a root canal. My first impression was that a root canal was something you did to unplug your septic system. I came to discover that in actual practice, as it applies to human... More..

Creative Writing > Essays Essays: Music
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How To Be A Musik SnobThere are certain people who set themselves up as arbiter of what music is acceptable and what music is not acceptable to listen to. If you listen to these people they will gladly define for you which CD's are cool to have in your collection and what CD's you must never possess under any circumstances, l... More..

Creative Writing > Humor Humor: Work
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While I'm pretty secure in my current vocation, I like nearly everyone I know, surfs Monster.com and Hot Jobs on occasion. I will, on a lark, take the occasional interview just to keep my skills sharp. So, yesterday on my way home from the video store where I had purchased the recently released "Gidget Turns A Trick", I saw a... More..

Creative Writing > Essays Essay: In praise of the English language
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I've helt my tounge long enough. I've long been concerened about this issue and I happen to run across an articel the other day that serviced to crystallize my opinion on a "matter of grate social and political import".First, a quote: "In the forward-thinking Internet environment, where user preference and societal norms driv... More..

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