: About Me

Hello,

I was born and raised in New Haven, CT but I currently reside in Atlanta, GA. I have always had a love for writing but have never acted on it until now. My goal is to get published and make millions. LOL.

I have a blog coming. If you are interested in the ravings of a madman you may find my drops of wisdom, check back at www.mowashingtonpost.com.

Thank you for your interest and let me know you were here. I can be reached at craigmwashington@gmail.com

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My passion is ...

reading, writing, sports video games

I know too much about ...

the bad stuff

My parents always told me ...

it's not enough to be equal to the next man, you have to be better

My childhood ambition ...

to be the greatest

My favorite memory ...

playing little league baseball

Why I write ...

it's what i was born to do

What I am reading/watching/listening to ...

barack obama

My first job ...

mcdonald's

My best moment ...

the birth of my children, serving my country

My inspiration ...

my haters

Creative Writing > Memoirs Memoirs: Facing death

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It was one of those cold, rainy days. A day that makes me reluctant to leave the warmth of my bed for any reason. So I laid there half-asleep, half-awake listening to the half-frozen rain hit the half- frozen window until I awoke with a jolt because I had half-pissed the bed. Hurriedly, I make my way to the toilet to relieve my screaming bladder. Arriving in the nick of time, I am overwhelmed by the rank odor my urine is emitting and I vow to drink at least a gallon of water today. Also, I am amazed at the amount of froth bubbling up in the bowl and wonder if I'm pissing hard enough to gen...

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