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It's important to find a man who has money, a man who adores you,a man who is
great in the sack. It's also important that these 3 men should never meet!

Clouds r white but the sky is blue,monkey like u should b kept in the zoo, don't get
angry you'll find me there too,not in the cage but laughing at u. ha! ha! ha

I've been arrested for being the ugliest person in Britain, can u cum down the police
station and show them it's a mistake?

A man can kiss his wife goodbye. A flower can kiss a butterfly.Wine can kiss a frosted
glass.But u my friend can kiss my ass!

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